I PUT HER SQUIRT IN MY HUMIDIFIER Color:Gray Picture Jesus mid-stride

Picture Jesus mid-stride

or any situation where you need to channel some unbothered energy

Great for friends who collect humor shirts for adults or anyone who enjoys wearing jokes that fly under the radar

Ideal for anyone who's got that dog in them and isn't afraid to show it

or any time you want to represent your appreciation for vintage machinery

I PUT HER SQUIRT IN MY HUMIDIFIER Color:Gray Picture Jesus mid-strideAbout This Design A grinning retro pitchman in a mustard cardigan presents a misting ultrasonic humidifier with the full sincerity of a 1950s appliance ad. Underneath, bold distressed type reads "I PUT HER SQUIRT IN MY HUMIDIFIER" and below that, in flowing greeting card cursive: "cause I can't breathe without her." The wholesome staging does the setup. The headline does the crime. The love note flips the whole thing into something almost sweet. Why