Mikaeus, the Unhallowed (Foil Etched) [Commander Masters] Tribal Enchantment Monkey Monkey Monkey gets +1/+1

Monkey Monkey Monkey gets +1/+1 for each nonland permanent whose name begins with the chosen letter

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Each player who doesn't win the subgame loses half their life

Set: Unlimited Edition Type: Instant Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {U}{U} Counter target spell

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Mikaeus, the Unhallowed (Foil Etched) [Commander Masters] Tribal Enchantment Monkey Monkey Monkey gets +1/+1Set: Commander Masters Type: Legendary Creature Zombie Cleric Rarity: Mythic Cost: {3}{B}{B}{B} Intimidate Whenever a Human deals damage to you, destroy it. Other non Human creatures you control get +1 +1 and have undying. (When a creature with undying dies, if it had no +1 +1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a +1 +1 counter on it.)