Boobie Football by Hott Products Toy Cleaners Size: 2 oz

Size: 2 oz

and the ballsy base keeps things stable so you are not fumbling around mid-session

and it puts her in a position of control that changes the entire dynamic of the room

Edible: Yes

and you are done

Boobie Football by Hott Products Toy Cleaners Size: 2 ozThis is a novelty football shaped like a pair of breasts, built for actual outdoor and indoor use. It is not just a desk decoration. You can throw it, catch it, and use it like a real ball, which makes it a genuinely functional gag gift rather than something that sits in a drawer. The shape is exactly what you would expect, and it commits fully to the concept. It works best as a gift for a guy with a sense of humor, a party favor, or something to toss