Genie, Powers Unleashed is un-inkable, and it costs eight ink to play
Doran, the Siege Tower The following things are all true at the same time of Doran, which if you look at nearly every other conceivable Magic card, seems impossible: It shows something about the world it belongs to, it has an intriguingly "different" mana cost and p/t, it demonstrates a never-then-before-seen ability with very few words, and finally the flavor text effortlessly ties the smile-inducing ability, the nature of the character, and its application to our real lives
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By contrast, My Little Pony is built around themes like friendship and cooperation