More flexible than the aforementioned Burn at the Stake, Goblin Bombardment has many uses, allowing for its controller to sacrifice their creatures in response to kill spells, while also being capable of being used in a similar fashion to Burn at the Stake.
I'm unsure about this flavor, but I want to use this card to put a Summon: BahamutSummon: Bahamut onto the battlefield, destroy a nonland permanent, and hit someone with a 9/9 flying creature
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Even players that eat the damage and swing out might not be able to knock out the Bello player and now have the Bello player's ire
The Master, Multiplied The Master, Multiplied wins the game by itself if your opponents dont interact with the myriad copies, but thats a rarity