If that sounds like your local scene, Haywire Mite is undoubtedly the better pick
Us old timers might have forgotten that it's weird that U means blue, but I know it throws new players for a loop the first time they see it
Then, once you hit 25 or more life, Angel of Vitality gets a bonus +2/+2, turning her into a 4/4 with flying, which can take down your opponent in just a few short turns
Heliod, the Radiant Dawn is a very straightforward commander in this way, costing a fairly cheap four mana to transform him, or three mana and two life, to compleat the poor god, turning him into a twisted, Phyrexianized version of himself
Budget Bracket 1 - The Mad Hatter Price at the time of writing: $14.79 Bracket 1 Commander decks are focused on the weird, the wacky, and having a good time