mtg goldfish commander decks Magic The Gathering March of the Machine releasing on June 13 MTG - Commander Decks, Warhammer

This is mostly a Commander card, because its more than a little bit banned in most other formats, but when it works, it can skyrocket you to greatness, especially if you pair it with a card like Sol Ring

Accorders Shield is worth pairing with Eye of Nidhogg, as it not only gives your creature +0/+3 but also gives it vigilance allowing your creature to be just as valuable defensively as it is offensively

Because of this, damage on Woodland will actually carry over into the next turn

If this blue creature is good enough for Standard, which I sort of doubt, I can predict that someone on coverage will say it wrong, in the way you expect, to the widespread hilarity of Twitch chat and podcasts the following week

It fits perfectly with the impulsiveness and aggression that the color Red stands for in Magic: The Gathering