plus fat people will just smuggle their own food in, this is a terrible idea
But in Izzet Lessons, its a combo piece
Most of the textless cards arent staples in Constructed MTG, so theyre under $5 or $10
Mythics (20 of 20 known) Liliana of the Veil $90 Karn, Liberated $90 Cavern of Souls $80 Tarmogoyf $70 Snapcaster Mage $70 Temporal Manipulation $65 Karakas $60 Dark Depths $50 Emrakul, the Aeons Torn $40 Kozilek, the Butcher $40 Bitterblossom $40 Vengevine $38 Mana Vault $30 Mikaeus, the Unhallowed $27 Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre $25 Leovold, Emissary of Trest $20 Lord of Extinction $16 Sigarda, Host of Herons $16 Balefire Dragon $15 Platinum Emperion $14 That folks, is as good as your mythics list is ever likely to get in a booster box based Magic set
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