Its also important to have ways to get this into the graveyard yourself
(2019-05-03) No player may take action between the time you reveal which creature card you'll put onto the battlefield and the time it gets +X/+X and haste if X is 10 or more
Reclusive Taxidermist - whose main art was done by Wisnu Tan - becomes Quincey Harker, the son of pivotal characters Mina and Jonathan Harker who bears the name of a friend of theirs who helped to destroy Count Dracula at the cost of his own life
Which in turn means that you can choose a creature from Player A as My First Friend and then, if Player C is about to die from Player D's attack, you can kill My First Friend at instant speed, flip Zenos into Shinryu, choose Player C (who's about to die), and when C does die you win the game on the spot
Still, that sad story perhaps endears Cubone to collectors, because its Topps card in this instance, a Sparkle treatment has recently sold for $1460