you just havent looked into them before
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If you somehow control Glacierwood Siege and no choice was made for it (perhaps because another permanent on the battlefield became a copy of it), it has neither of the two abilities
He's a Jeskai (red/white/blue) Human Soldier to represent his American patriotism, and his entire play pattern is built around using 'charge counters'
I also tossed in the friendly Garrison with its attack trigger to make two 1/1 Human dorks when it swings that are also swinging