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Bomb Pops Scented

Smells like meditation & a Xanax

March 21st - April 19th

I’m going to write a scathing anonymous note about gum chewing and post it on the bulletin board with all my other scathing anonymous notes

Slow Eye Roll Candle tea Upgrade to a 'finer grade'Floral Shade Scented For when life isnt perfect, but at least it smells like it. This collection of floral candles pairs pretty wallpaper labels with dead on truthsbecause sometimes you want petals, and sometimes you want punchlines. Light one up when youre manifesting naps, eye rolling at overachievers, hiding evidence, or just sweating through lifes romantic era. Its flowers without the allergies.