Groan Wand T-shirts Gone are the days of

Gone are the days of a magic show with a shallow point at the end

Let us in and we'll tell you

and an ear of corn-y jokes

They are solid colored silks

We only sell these in PAIRS (one red

Groan Wand T-shirts Gone are the days ofTired of your audiences groaning at your jokes? Beat them to it with this silly magic wand that your young audiences will absolutely LOVE. Precision made in Germany. Ask a helper to come forward and, after the usual warm up, hand him or her a magic wand (14" long, black with silver ends). The magician has hardly turned away to look at the other children when the wand makes a loud, wailing mooing noise, which is difficult to describe, but very easy to